I’ve never read Dan Brown’s writing. My wife and I listened to The Da Vinci Code in the car on a long drive, and we saw the movie, which we liked. So, outside of some excerpts I’ve run across, I’ve not read anything he’s written. I don’t plan to, either, mainly because I didn’t really find the Da Vinci Code stimulating.
This evening I caught this article on the Telegraph website (h/t Christ and Pop Culture) which is a list of 20 really bad sentences in Brown’s books. I thought the list was entertaining, and for a few of them it’s hard to believe they’re really in published books. They are simple and blatant literary mistakes, not the kind of rules that “masters” break. These are sentences that I would be embarrassed to find in my own writing.
Judging from this selection, it’s tough to call Dan Brown a “writer”, unless we’re willing to reduce that to anyone who has successfully published a book. I sincerely hope we can be more selective than that. Right now it looks like he’s just a guy who sold a bunch of books by passing a series of lies off as the truth, kind of like James Frey. Except Frey is that and a writer. Anyway, it shouldn’t matter to him or his fans…they have the books (and there will be more), and he has their money. Everyone should be happy.
As usual, the comments were more interesting than the article itself. And as usual, I’m left to wonder if many of them actually read what they’re commenting on. Read more